*Briefing From the Purple Toaster Army*

We have sent one of our men to test whether this has positive effects on our men and if it does, we will use this technique on our best men. andrew_dragon is NOT one of our best men. He was chose because of how remarkably average he is. Socially, mentally, physically, and he has no one to ask any nosy questions, should anything go wrong. No close family members, no girlfriend, nothing. So if you don't like him, that's your problem. This is captain Purplicious signing out.