Wish granted, but........

Since every server forums has this i figured we better get this also, so i bring you Wish granted, but..

Since rules are over rated, ill just make an example

Player 1: I wish for a hamburger

Player 2: Wish granted, but it was not cooked enough so you got food poisoning and had to go to the hospital

Player 2: I wish for a turtle

You get the idea now so let's begin  

I wish for Toast, toast, toast and more toast

Wish granted but its all burnt too a black dust
I wish for no school Uniform

Wish granted, but you don't have anything nice to wear to school now and people make of fun of you because of it

I wish for Shadows head to have more spikes

Your wish is granted except Shadow looks like a porcupine and his name has been changed to Shadow the Porcupine.

I wish for a key.

Wish granted, but the key comes to life and starts to eat your food?

I wish that I could have a lifetime supply of Chinese food.

Wish granted, but you become allergic to peanuts (Chinese food has a lot peanut oil in it) so you can't eat it and it goes bad. and now your house smells bad

I wish Rhys computer didn't break every other day

Wish Granted but it breaks every day instead
I Wish I Had my old building skillz back

Wish granted, but all you want to do now it grief people, and you get banned from Cyclone

I wish I had a lucky egg

Wish granted, but you lose your lucky egg.

I wish for a door.

Wish granted, but it doesn't have a door nob

I wish AttackingTucanz would get on my for. OH WAIT

Wish granted, but the rest of the staff team goes nuts excluding me.... Oh wait...

I wish I understood why so many people fanboy....

Wish granted, but now that you understand it you also want to fanboy, so you devote your life to AttackingTucans

I wish more people would play 'wish granted' on the forums

Wish granted, but that's all everyone does, so they ignore the server and no one plays on it.

I wish for ''butter'' to not be a thing.

Wish granted, but budder still is.

I wish I had Smash Bros 4

Wish granted, but it's still in earyl development and not much progress was made into the game.

I wish the Decade of Luigi would happen

Wish granted, but Nintendo and every other company got so into the decade of Luigi, that they stopped making all of their other games, and now only make Luigi games

I wish making oceans in Minecraft was easier

Wish granted, but now the hunger games map you've been working on has been replaced with water.

I wish that this wish was a good wish, making it a bad wish. But it being a bad wish, makes it a good wish, that the trees think it's a good wish, but the rocks thinks it's a bad wish. making it a good wish, because trees are more important than rocks.

Wish granted.

I wish that made sense actually

Wish granted, but the world exploded in the process.

I wish that Everything didn't exist.

Wish granted

However as they say in every Chinese knock off, or tonnes of Anime.

In the darkest heart you will always find some good, evil cannot exsist without good and good cannot exsist without evil. Now everything is slowly being built back to how it was however they have decided (Whoever the hell they are) (I blame Obama) to reverse all of your wishes now everything you've ever wished for simply doesn't exsist

I wish for the gost for mj to come back in giant omega A.O.T Style and rape everything that has a heart and soul.

Wish granted but I invent a 3D maneuver gear and slash the nape of his neck killing him instantly

I wish for The Ru army to flourish

Wish granted, but 1 Ru turns out to be a traitor and manages to take down the entire army from the inside

I wish my cousins didn't all suck

Wish granted, but they start licking instead!

I wish that I had a fez

Wish granted, but it's on fire.

I wish I had an EEVEE irl