Wish granted, but........

Wish granted but Luigi's head is replaced with Teddie

I wish I was Teddie

wish granted but you turned into a bitchfuntcart

i wish i was a shopping cart

Wish granted, but then you get stolen by a homeless man and have strange things done to you

I wihs i wahs a mahd 2 bee

Wish granted, but Mods on Cyclone have the same permissions as Visitors

I wish that Justawesome11 never found out about the server

Wish granted, but then I come back.

I wish that May 8th would come faster.

Wish granted, but...that's my birthday.....Well this awkward.

I wish for an original FPS game.

Wish granted, but now Nintendo is making FPS'

I wish for 1/2 of a car

Wish granted, but the other half was better than your half

I wish Malware didn't exist

Wish granted, but it turns out that Macs are apparently only still a thing because they protect from malware.

I wish I was a blue (a super intelligent shade of blue (if you know where that reference is from, you're awesome)) toaster instead of a purple one (MAKE EVERYTHING BLUE! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BRING PEACE TO THIS PLACE (if you know THAT reference, you're great)).

Wish granted, but instead of blue, it's puke green!

I wish for alternate costumes in Smash 4

Wish granted, but the the difference is so subtle that it's hard to notice and makes you mad that they didn't try harder with them.

I wish my back would stop hurting :'(

Wish granted, but now your right ear itches for eternity

I wish for Game Grumps to finish Chulip and Sonic 06

Wish Granted but they never do any other games.

I wish i had the new PC i wanted and it worked perfectly fine and there are no complications with it

Wish granted, but the new PC becomes evil and takes over the world
I wish I did not feel depressed all the time

Wish granted, but now you're a moron.
I wish they'd make a sequel to mother 3 for the 3ds and would release it in America.

Wish Granted, but the game is absolutely terrible and kills off the IP forever.