Wish granted, but........

Wish granted, but you don't have any pokeballs to catch it and it runs away.

I wish that I had a gun

Wish granted, but it lacks bullets

I wish people had as much respect for The Gibus as I do

Wish granted, but everyone get's so into the Gilbus that you become a hipster
and begin to hate the Gilbus, and people begin to throw stones at you.

I wish I could play the Next Smash Bros game.

Wish granted, but the game turns out to be a really poorly made, incomplete game because you wished for it while it was still in development, you then go crazy and commit suicide because you ruined the game because of your wish.

I wish for two more wishes

Wish granted, but you make a typo on your first wish and end up getting turned into stone, and can't use your second wish now

I wish for more bouncy

Wish granted but, the world became so overflown with bouncy, the world itself begins to bouncy, and gets thrown off of its axis, causing natural disasters to occur, and weather patterns to change.

I wish for my wish not to be granted.

You're now in a paradox and there is nothing that can be done for you.

I wish they would add my 5th medigun idea for TF2

Wish granted, but the 5th medigun is only available to premium users, and your family just went bankrupt.

I wish for the person that grants my wish to delete the response after granting it.

Wish granted, but after I stopped trying to break the game, I began to try to fix it. And because the game is not broken, the game breaks.

I wish for the number 10

Wish granted, however, the number 10 is used so much, and everyone forgets to use numbers.

I wish that Boggle Crunch was an actual cereal endorsed by Hank Hill.

Wish Granted, but you have to eat it every day of your life, in which you will get so sick of it, one day you kill yourself because you don't want anymore

I wish the Decade of Luigi would get on with

Wish granted, but your wish granted doesn't speak "cool person slang" and the Decade of Luigi turned out to be the CENTURY of Luigi >:|D

I wish SuperLinkGideon would stop granting my wishes

Wish granted, I can't see any downside to this.

I wish coming up with ways to advertise the server was easier.

Wish granted, but the server gets too full and crashes.

I wish I had permanent night vision in creative so I wouldn't have to carry those potions everywhere.

Wish granted, but the server crashed earlier and you cant get on

I wish i was on of the cool kids

Wish granted, but you can't take the pressue of being a "cool kid" anylonger, so you fake your death, and now live poor town located in north Korea

I wish people would be more creative when make their response!

Wish granted, but too many people keep replying to the same person therefore the game being unplayable

I wish I had a better computer

Wish granted, but it's not much better than your current one, and is running windows XP.

I wish Windows 8 wasn't so stupid

Wish granted but now it's called windows 9

I wish for my room to be painted blue =3

Wish granted, but you walked into your room drunk one day and you drowned.

I wish for my wish to be granted in binary code!

01110111 01101001 01110011 01101000 00100000 01100111 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01100100 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110

I wish for my steam to work.

Wish granted but now your steam account won't work



I wish for more Pokèmon cards

Wish granted, but they're all Ratata cards.

I wish your response actually made sense.

Wish granted, but now you don't make sense.

i wish for da yoceft 20 relese

wish granted but the server gets hacked and everything is deleted and dies and all that remains is dirt parkour

i wish i had the Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon figure